I think Mr.apple went to the pharmacy to get his weekly dose of pills when Mr. Banker robbed the three blind mice with a stick of cheese. Problem is, the only people who would fall for that joke are supporters of Peda organizations to take down Fox's media station. Sadly, the only people that actually do that are tree hugging hippies that hate it when people shrink themselves to look more famous. Speaking of which, when the old white house broke down, Mrs.Crumberry threw tobacco and spices into the sewers to prevent mutated goats from climbing OUT. I was really disappointed by this decision and decided to stand off to the broken willow tree as a "strike" symbol for appearance, but nobody cared. Later on, Adoozy came around to show me his awesome animation and I was like "GTFO, N00b" and he started to cry, I became sad because of his reaction to my dis-appreciation, so I apologized and conferred him. I knew I did right because Oxob came out of nowhere and beat the hell out of me (which meant sooo much to me), I was like "WOW!! Thanks Oxob!" and suddenly he frowned at me and shared his inner feelings. Turned out that those inner feelings where just pictures of Hypo and Oxob walking in the sunset, I became really freaked out by this message that I self destructed and subcutaneously combusted. Oxob gathered my corps and turned it into powder where he placed it in a jar where a cabin stood at a wasteland facility, years later, Oxob ended up marrying a beautiful girl named Caroline. Maroon shook his head at the insanity "why are there lasers in the 1800's?" and baatar stood and laughed where Strike was eating a delightful, factitious (and powerful) bowl of Zetabrand Flakes. Bataar punched Maroon when he was running to Influ. Bataar took Maroon to the ground where he started strangling him and swearing. With Maroon almost about to pass out, he reaches over to grab a sharp piece of glass. Maroon slices bataar in the chest resulting to fall on his back. Maroon grabbed a metal pipe and continually slammed bataar in the face until he laid no longer breathing. Maroon dragged his corpses into the same cabin my powder was in. With blood spattered all over Maroon, there would be no way that he would make it out without being caught, so he tore off pivotsforyou's skin and stitched it on his own. News of my, pivotsforyou's, and bataar's disappearance flooded all over the world and Maroon had nowhere to turn, the cops where sniffing around. Luckily, the space ship to Mars was up on business, so he tied himself to the rocket and blasted away only o figured out that he doesn't even know how to fly the rocket so when he pressed a random button, the ship blew up into a million pieces.
the end... wait what? :|
